The Shitty Guide has been making Antwerp a shittier place since Our shitty committy has spent years exploring all the brown bars, sex cinemas and cheapest restaurants in the city and its surroundings.
All under the influence of carapils, of course. Bars Cafe Strange An oldfashioned Antwerp gaybar. Monument City's cancer Got cancer? Probably not yet. The city has it though. Monument Doel An apocalyptic town situated next to a nuclear power plant Shopping Stunt Madame Stunt has opened her shop almost thirty years ago and just left the interior the way it was Food Calamares An excellent fish restaurant where you can order kilos of fish Bars Cafe Strange An oldfashioned Antwerp gaybar.
From the outside it looks like some shady bar but once inside you can go to the back where you can find the dancehall. Ona Friday nightchances are high you'll find people sweating their asses of on some experimental electronic hipster gay music. This is definitely not an insult 'cause it will probably the best party going on in Antwerpen that very night.
Not kidding! Gay people are the only people who really know how to party. During weekdays there won't be much going on here.
You could have a chat with Angela, the Romanian barlady, who would maybe offer you a Palinka Romanian schnaps if she's in a good mood. This is one of the oldest porn cinemas in Antwerpen. Most of them were men around there fifties and were not very eager to answer my questions who was their favorite actor. They probably had to get home in time because of a family dinner. He told usthe cinema royale is mainly a gay cinema. Middle aged men, or the daddies, meet young fellas or the other way around.
